TELEPHONE: RING RING

SATAH: HELLO

TELEPHONE: HELLO, IT IS GRADE EIGHT CALLING

SATAH: OH DAMN

TELEPHONE: YES, WE WOULD LIKE OUR EMO BACK PLEASE

SATAH: WHATEVER MAN I CAN WRITE ABOUT KILLING MYSELF OVER A GIRL AND IT'S TOTALLY NOT EMO AT ALL AND DEFINITELY NOT SOMETHING I WOULD HAVE DONE IN GRADE EIGHT DESPITE ITS RIDICULOUSLY SELF-LOATHING OVER-THE-TOP BITTERNESS

TELEPHONE: ...

SATAH: ALSO I AM NOT AT ALL PARANOID THAT A FEW DAYS AGO WHEN I OPENED THE BOX THAT TURNED OUT TO BE FULL OF MY SPIKEY STRIPEY GRADE EIGHT ACCESSORIES, I RELEASED SOME SORT OF EMO DEMON THAT IS NOW GOING TO PERMEATE MY WORKS FOR ANOTHER TWO OR THREE YEARS

TELEPHONE: ...

SATAH: ... ALSO IT DOESN'T HAVE A TITLE

TELEPHONE: ...

SATAH: ... I'LL SCRAP IT LATER

TELEPHONE: THANK YOU

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SATAH: NVM ASKED ME VERY NICELY NOT TO SCRAP IT AND I RESPECT HER WAY WAY WAY MORE THAN I RESPECT YOU, GRADE EIGHT

TELEPHONE: DAMNIT